It is: 2016!
Hey reader! Thanks for coming back-- I know you can't get enough of me, right? *winks* So how are you? Are you excited that it's the holiday season? I know I am! I love this time of year. Of course, that may or may not have a LOT to do with the fact that both Christmas and my birthday are in December.... :) Anyway. Here's our topic for the day-- PIT BULLS! Here we go. So a pit bull is, obviously, a breed of dog. They get a bad reputation from almost everyone! Even in books, you'll very often see (if you're paying attention) similes that reference the ferocity of this kind of dog, like "meaner than a pit bull" or even "uglier than a pit bull" (WHAT?). But the truth is, reader, that a pit bull is actually probably my favorite breed of dog! They are sweet, loving, loyal, and incredibly friendly and kind. In other words, they are the EXACT OPPOSITE of what people think of them! What? You don't believe me?? That's totally okay! I'm here to convince you, right? So that's what I'll do. First of all, if you want some really adorable pit bull puppy pictures, check out this page: http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/the-20-most-adorable-pit-bull-puppy-pictures-ever/ But if you're still not convinced (even if you are, keep following! this is going to be cool), that's fine. Totally fine, actually, because I can definitely convince you! Do you know how I'll do that? Let's see some hands raised! Who knows the answer? Yes! You! In the back! Next to the plant! What do you think? NO, I am NOT going to reenact Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That's completely ridiculous! WHAT?!? Oh, really?!? Why don't YOU go reenact the Martian, hmm?!?!? Tell me about Mars in five years!!! Anyway. Sorry 'bout that. What I'm GOING to do is let my adorable little pit bull--Harvey--profile himself!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hi there! I'm Harvey, but you can call me by one of my MANY nicknames...like Harv, Harvard, Harvis, the Little G, Baby G, the Pit Bull, the Piddy, and just the Baby. I love biscuits, dog food, biscuits, pumpkin, biscuits, treats, biscuits, apples, biscuits, and BANANAS!!!!! Yay bananas!!!! (Sorry, had to add that! -Maddie) Ahem! This is MY profile, buster. ANYWAY. My favorite people are my family, like Maddie! They're awesome awesome awesome. Now, I'm sure you want to see what I look like, right? I'm really cute! And sweet! (And a big baby! -Maddie) Really?!? Oy. So I just ran and got you some pictures, see? I'll show you: (Oh, THAT'S what you were doing.... -Maddie) Stop it! Here they are. Also, I really miss my big brother, Sully. So I'll put a few pictures of me and him: Haha, the last one was just for fun. Here are some close-ups of ME: And here are what I would say are the Top 4 best pictures of me: And for your enjoyment, I have one more thing to show you just how cool I am! This: And the last thing before I turn the blog back over to Maddie is, just to show you how loving and sweet I am, I give you this: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey reader, I'm back (Maddie). So that's my little Harv; he's the sweetest little guy in the world. I hope I've enlightened you about pit bulls! And if you liked him, well, if you ask nicely....maybe Harv will come back sometime. Here's our song to end with-- 21 Guns by Green Day! Bye, reader. See you next time!!
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